<td>Promises mean everything
But once their broken
Sorry means nothing </td>
<td>What I have learned in life?
LOVE- but not so much.
GIVE- but leave something for urself
FIGHT- but learn to let go
CRY- but to move on..
And most of all..dont over use ur heart
in loving someone, sometimes
we need to use our
BRAIN- to stop the pain…</td>
<td>70 ways to make a girl happy..
Number 1 is to love her..
And the rest is 69 :D ahehe </td>
<td>If 1 day I’m gone & failed to say goodbye
Remember dat I’ll never fail to say thank you..
Thank you..coz 1 moment in my life
I’ve got d chance to know someone like u..</td>
<td>If we lose something, we lose it for a reason
That reason might hard to understand, but whatever
It is we just have o believe that GOD takes away
When he has something better to give.</td>
<td>I have been always afraid of losing people
I cherish so much. Now I came to realize & keep asking myself.
Is there anyone afraid of losing me too?</td>
<td>Its better to meet the person who will lose me.
But will truly love me later.
Than to meet someone who promises to love me,
But sooner or later, leaves me forever..!!!</td>
<td>If you’ll ask me how many times you entered my mind.
I’d be lying if I’ll say many times..
Because you entered only once..
Since then, you never came out..</td>
<td>Promises? What a stupid word!
Many believe & still believe that promises are true.
But what’s true is that….
Promises are made just to make someone expect,
And get hurt in the end.</td>
<td>I love you, not because I want you to love me too
But rather, I love you, simply because
I found no reason o hate you.</td>
<td>Ang buhay ko? Di kasing kulay ng buhay ng iba.
Simple lang walang kakaiba, walang maipagmamalaki.
Ok lang naman sakin, kahit na ano,
Basta may isang katulad mo masaya na ako.</td>
<td>Wag mong bitawan ang bagay na di mo kayang
Makitang hinahawakan ng iba. Napakasimple di ba?
Mas simple! “wag mong hawakan kung alam mong bibitawan mo lang!”
At ang pinakasimple! Wag mo ng hawakan kung alam mong hawak na ng iba!”
At ang pinakasimple pa sa pinakasimple! “Wag na wag ka ng magbalak humawak pa,
Kung alam mong bibitawan mo lang pala!”</td>
<td>Never love two people at the same time,
Only one should stay!
Because law of matter states that:
No two things can occupy the same space
At the same time!...kuha mo ?? :D</td>
<td>Kung ayaw mong maguluhan
Wag mong tingnan sa komplikadong paraan,
Parang math lang yan eh,
Every equation should be in its simplest form..</td>
<td>The word “MISS” is also part of the word “LOVE”
So when someone says I miss you!
Its also mean that they love you!
Now, why did I text you? Simply because….
Unli ko!..wahehe</td>
<td>Ako yong taong madaling tumawa, umiyak, masaktan,
Higit sa lahat madaling magmahal!
Pero ako yong taong “mahirap limutin pag natikman” hehe</td>
<td>Love one person….
And taste the rest…:o
Ay mali! Take the risk pala..haha</td>
<td>A flower is a flower
A plum is a plum..
A kiss is not a kiss without a tongue
So whenever you need to exercise your tongue
Just call me and ill give you a chewing gum..hahaA</td>
<td>Masasabi mo bang mayabang ako?
Kung ikaw ang ipinagmamalaki ko ??:D</td>
<td>If telling the truth can hurt & break someone heart.
What more can a lie do? Think about it!..</td>
<td>Sabi nila, “pag Taken tigilan”
Sabi ko naman,
Pag Taken bantayan…
Kasi baka bukas single na yan.. :D</td>
<td> I haven’t got a chance to think of you today!
Because I’m not yet done thinking
Of you since yesterday!!! :D..Wehh???</td>
<td>Wag kang magalit sa taong kinakailangan kang iwan…
Sapat man o hindi ang dahilan..
Mas mainam ng iwan kaysa
Makipagsiksikan…</td>
<td>Di ko ipipilit ang sarili ko sa taong ayaw sa akin!
Isda lang ang sumiksik sa lata…
Bakit?? Sardinas ba ako??</td>
<td>Sabi nila ang puso nasa dibdib…
Pero bakit yong sa akin nasa iyo?? Wehh??</td>
<td>Do not say I love you.
Instead, say I have been loving you.
A present perfect progressive tense
Done in the past, but continuing in the future..
Kaya FYI… TOM? I have been loving you..:D?wehhh!</td>
<td>Gusto ko sana maging anghel mo.
Babantayan kita at lagi kang aalagaan..
Pero pano ako maging anghel mo?
Kung sa katawan mo pa lang…
Nadedemonyo na ako… :DD</td>
<td>Sana magtaas na rin ang presyo ko.
Para kahit minsan naman
Matawag mo akong mahal..hehe</td>
<td>You’re not the only gurl in this world.
But you’re the only girl that I love
In my own world….owwhhhh?</td>
<td>A BF was asked by her GF.
GF: do you want us to last forever?
BF: of course! But how?
GF: lets just be friends!
Owh??wawa naman!</td>
<td>Kung may mahal ka?
Pakialam ko? Buti sana kung ako yon.
Matutuwa pa ako..haha</td>
<td>Kung ILOVEYOU apelyido ko?
Maglakas loob ka bang tawagin ang
Buong pangalan ko? Tom iloveyou..??:DD</td>
<td>Ayoko ng katulad mo!
Ang gusto ko ay
Ikaw mismo…:D
heheE</td>
<td>Joke joke joke !!!</td>
<td>Doctor: nasan na yong magpapa check up na nakapila dito?
Nurse: Pinauwi ko na Doc, masama daw pakiramdam eh!!
Wahaha!!</td>
<td>GF: Kelan naba tayo magpapakasal?
BF: San mo naman gusto ikasal, sa Pari o Mayor?
GF: natural ay di sayo, bakit mo ba ako pinamimigay?
Haha..adik!!</td>
<td>Girl: Pano pag dumating na yong RIGHT girl for you? Ano gagawin mo?
Boy: Pag dumating yong right? Kakaliwa ako papunta sayo.
Haha.. mali kung titignan, pero nasa mali ang kaligayahan.</td>
<td> Bisayan </td>
<td>Boy: Miss, pwede ikaw na lang akong lawyer?
Girl: Ngano man sad intawon?
Boy: Aron kung ma inlove ko nimo,wala ray kaso.. :DD
Achhuzzzzzzz</td>
<td>Girl; napuling lage ko?
Boy: (worried) hah? Ngano man? Nga dili man abog?
Girl: ikaw man gud. Napuling inlove ko sa imo :D
Haha</td>
<td>Chocolate unta akong paliton.
Nakahinumdom man ko nimo
Nagpa load na lang ko.
Chocolate ra bitaw toh.
Mad SWEET paka ato..
Whee??HEHE</td>
<td>Teacher: Use HEY in the sentence!
Pedro: HEY! That’s my bag!..
Teacher: Very good. You Juan!
Juan: Our teacher is very cute,sexy and beautiful.she has a stunning auto too.
Teacher: Hehe… thank you Juan, but where is HEY?
Juan: EstoryaHEY!!!!
Ahaha</td>
<td>Ihatag nako ang akong SSS o GSIS, Philhealth sa imuha.
Basta maako lang ang imong PAG-IBIG hah??
Wehhhh… d q..haha</td>